一亿元国民生产总值？？？？！！！

中国功夫

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">闲得无聊，无所事事。于是我想到了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一亿元国民生产总值</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">的故事：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">有两个非常聪明的经济学新秀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">------</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女青年左小蕾小姐和男青年汤敏先生，他们经常为一些高深的经济学理论争辩不休。一天饭后去散步，为了某个经济学模型的证明两位杰出青年又争了起来，正在难分高下的时候，突然发现前面的草地上有一堆狗屎。左小蕾小姐就对汤敏先生说，如果你能把它吃下去，我愿意出</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万的诱惑可真不小，吃还是不吃呢？汤敏先生掏出纸笔，进行了精确的数学计算，很快得出了经济学上的最优方案：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">吃！于是左小蕾小姐损失了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万，当然，汤敏先生的这顿加餐吃的也并不轻松。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">两个人继续散步，突然又发现一堆狗屎，这时候汤敏先生开始剧烈的反胃，而左小蕾小姐也有点心疼刚才花掉的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万。于是汤敏先生说，你如果把它吃下去，我也给你</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">于是，左小蕾小姐用不同的计算方法也进行了一番精确的数学计算，很快也得出了相同的计算结果</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">------</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">经济学上的最优方案，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">吃！左小蕾小姐虽然艰难的也将狗屎吃了下去，但心满意足的收回了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万，而汤敏先生似乎也找到了一点心理平衡。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">可突然，两个新秀同时嚎啕大哭起来：闹了半天我们什么也没有得到，却白白的吃了两堆狗屎！他们怎么也想不通，只好去请他们的导师，一位中国的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">著名经济学家</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">萧灼基老教授给出解释。听了两位高足的故事，没想到这位</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">著名的经济学</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大师也嚎啕大哭起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">好容易等情绪稳定了一点，只见</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">著名经济学家</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">萧灼基老教授颤巍巍的举起一根手指头，无比激动地说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">“1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">个亿啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">个亿啊！我亲爱的同学，我代表祖国和人民感谢你们，你们仅仅吃了两堆狗屎，就为国家的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">GDP</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">贡献了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">个亿的国民生产总值！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt;"><p></p></span></p>

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中国功夫

<p>看来这个不好笑，没人关注。</p><p></p>

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帷幄千里

知道中国的GDP是怎么计算出来的吗？经典阐释！