〈〈相亲记〉〉之二

大尉

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 112pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">（二）三堂会审</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 112pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.0;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">知道他吃了饭要来我家，匆匆吃过午饭，就溜了，到了表妹兰那里，躺在她炕上看书。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">“哎，哎！”兰把手挡在我的书上：“我真服了你了，还能看的进去？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">我说：“咋？你大概以为我激动得连饭也吃不下去了？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">“不是。”她着急的说：“我理解你的苦衷，你既然不愿意，赶紧想办法呀。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">“想什么办法？逃婚？还是找个人私奔？走一步看一步吧。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">“我看那你早晚拗不过他们。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">正说着，母亲来叫，说他去我家了。我一把拉起兰，说：“走，跟我一块儿三堂会审去。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">我拉着兰一路小跑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">两人嘻嘻哈哈的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">没点正事的样子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">倒把母亲甩在了后面。刚进家门，见堂哥与嫂子双双迎了出来。我笑道：“在自己家还用这么客气。”说得他二人不好意思了。正说话的空儿，我瞅见他已换上一件红色的衣服，以及亮闪闪的镜片在太阳下直耀人的眼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">进得屋来，一家人都在，母亲这时也进来了。一时气氛有点静默。我冲兰扮了个鬼脸，说：“都到齐了，开始吧。”兰突然大笑起来：“怎么是你？老同学……叫什么来？华友对吧！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">我惊异地望着他，他不自然的站了起来，笑道：“真没想到！我现在改名了，叫建卿。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">嫂子乐了，说真是大水冲了龙王庙，这不是更熟了吗？就给我安排了个最佳位置——在他对面坐下，兰也入坐。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">这会儿是父亲先开的口：“青年在哪里上班？”这本来就是句多余的话，因为还没见面就已经了解了的。又问家庭结构，收入情况，我在一旁听得起鸡皮疙瘩，反感得直打冷颤。他倒是老老实实回答，就象小学生回答老师的提问。我看他未必就不见得无反感。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">兰在我耳边耳语一番，不时爆发出一阵大笑。堂哥堂嫂也附和着我们笑，他惊疑的看看我俩，很窘的样子。我悄声对兰讲：“他大概快招架不住了吧？还不撤退，适时务者为俊杰。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">兰回道：“你好意思这样对人家，他是我老同学。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">他回头对兰说：“老同学给我递块纸好擦眼镜。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">兰递过去说：“这回可看清楚了吧？”我听见她在吃吃的笑，别人也会意地笑起来，我板着脸，目不斜视的站起来要走。兰起身拉住，母亲呵斥道：“两个死妮子还不知道怎么着好呢！”兰笑笑，冲他扮了个鬼脸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-no-proof: yes;">终于，他站起来，走到门口，回头对我说：“我们出去走走吧。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-no-proof: yes;"><p></p></span></p>