世界上最刁的一句话

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<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">60</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">多年前，一个朋友给我讲了一个笑话，把我笑翻了，后来由于肚子太疼进了医院。医生给我做手术前，问我</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">为什么笑成这样，我就讲给他听。他听后狂笑不止，最后竟然笑死了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　我被送上了法庭。法官让我把那个笑话讲出来，由陪审团判定是否与过失杀人的事实要件符合，我要求签订免责合同。法官宣布休庭，一天后重新开庭，宣布接纳我的意见。于是，我当庭把那个笑话讲了出来，结果有人笑得敲桌子，有人笑得在地上打滚。后来，当天所有听到这个笑话的人都笑死了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　我瞬间成了名人，各路记者纷纷要求采访我，我知道这笑话讲出去可能构成公共侵害，于是对着镜头，我含糊地说了一番话，大意就是：“理由永远是谎言，信仰永远是自慰。节目播出后，引起巨大反响。可没想到，有一天，几个神秘便衣闯进我的卧室，把我连拖带拽拉到一个黑屋子里。过了好久，一束强光照到我脸上。我勉强睁开眼睛，惊呆了，坐在我面前的人是目前惟一与我一样家喻户晓的人——总统。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　总统大致交待了抓我的目的，很简单：把这个笑话录下来，然后送到中东敌对国家的文明用户者那儿，笑死他。我只好答应他的要求，同时提出此笑话属于大规模杀伤性武器，不可针对平民。总统答应了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　两星期后，总统宣布已经掌握了那个笑话的关键技术，并且在沙漠地区试用成功。这在国际间引起轩然大波，很多国家惊慌失措，国际军事学家将此命名为“笑威慑”。就在此时，东方一个国家突然宣布也掌握了该笑话，原来给我讲笑话的那哥们投靠了该国。于是，我们之间形成了“笑威慑平衡”。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　三年后，</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">月</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">日，我终日担心的终于发生了：中东一个恐怖组织掌握了那个笑话的原始技术。结果，文明遭到前所未有的破坏，各国惶惶不可终日。联合国只好召开全球首脑大会，最后将</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">月</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">日设定为愚人节。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">　　</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">60</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">多年过去了，我已经风烛残年。在离开世界之前，作为历史见证人，我想有必要把这个笑话讲给大家。那天，我朋友给我讲的这个笑话很简单，很短，就一句话</span>

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