<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">夜色,如约而至。临睡前我在洗手间对着梳妆镜用电动剃须刀刮胡子外加刷牙,那个红衣女子果然也如约而至。因为事先早有心理准备,所以,当看到镜子里的自己被她拦腰搂住时,我并没有表现得多么惊讶,反而开始蛮有趣味地观瞧起这位红衣女子来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">她脸型稍显瘦削狭窄,眼窝深陷,颧骨有些突出,一幅云贵女子的模样。红衣女子把脸贴到我的脸颊上,冰凉冰凉,感觉和把一盘冻刀鱼坨敷到脸上有些类似。她问:“我美吗?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我笑,道:“美。除了脸上一幅死尸颜色,而衣服又红得要死,别的方面还算比较协调。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“你这次看到我为什么就不害怕了?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“害怕个球,你当你是谁啊!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">说着,我趁她视线全部集中在了我身上之时,奋力将手中的电动剃须刀砸向了梳妆镜。我听得“啊”的一声惨叫,就知道这招看来是得逞,红衣女子被钉在那里一点儿也弹动不得了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">听到梳妆镜“哗”的碎了,妻急匆匆从卧室里跑到洗手间,看到这番情形,简直是气不打一处来,去厨房抄起一把笤帚对我的后背就是一顿暴打。一边打一边嘴里还骂着:你当买镜子不用花钱呐!败家的东西。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一想到这个红衣女子就这么轻易得着了我的道儿,我心里刹时就感觉无比的轻松,背上被妻打的疼痛竟被能暂时忽略,我禁不住哈哈大笑起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">妻看到我不但不躲闪,而且不怒反笑,却被吓了一大跳,以为我神经不正常了,赶紧丢了笤帚逃也了洗手间,嘴里嘀咕着:“说你闲滴,你看看,你看看,还果真闲出神经病来了。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">后续的故事是我收拾梳妆间碎了一地的玻璃碎片儿,本以为这个晚上我多少就能清闲一会儿,没成想新的烦恼又生:红衣女子可能动弹不得觉得非常难受,就在洗手间不停地哼哼哀号,而且偏偏只有我能听到她的声音,妻对此却是一点儿也听闻不到。看来“鬼怕恶人”,古话不假呐。被她吵扰得实在睡不着,我干脆起床又来到洗手间,拖来一把凳子一屁股坐下,背对着红衣女子可能在的方向说道:“我自信我行得正坐得直没做过亏心事儿,你却为什么纠缠住我不放,你说:你要怎么样才能放过我?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“你先放了我,我再告诉你。”传来红衣女子微弱的喘息。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“都到什么时候了还跟我讨价还价,信不信我明天请几个捉鬼的道士和尚,把你拿了去炼了当药引子?”我说。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“别别别,我对你其实没有一点儿恶意,因为知道你是个好人,这才借镜现身讨扰于你的。”红衣女子断续地说道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我有些出离愤怒了,说:“操,这还有没有天理呐,看我老实就来装神弄鬼欺负俺。这还多亏俺没做多少亏心钱,要不然还不得被你给活活吓死?俗话说人鬼殊途,你们本就不该来这儿,再说了,你有吓人的本事儿为什么不去吓吓那些杀人犯强奸犯拐卖妇女儿童的,偏偏瞅了俺胆小本份就来欺负俺?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“鬼,也怕恶人嘛!”红衣女子用几乎小得听不到的声音嗫嚅道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">听她这样说,我真是郁闷透顶了,这都什么世道,连做鬼也要学柿子专挑软的捏?我说:“行了,别叨叨了,我算是看透你了,明天一早我就去庙里请几个和尚道士来化了你。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“庙里没有道士的,道士得道观里才会有?”红衣女子却还不忘纠正我道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“拜托,我知道,死到临头了还不忘玩黑色幽默。”我没好气地回答道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“其实我已经死过一回了,再死一回又能如何呢?”红衣女子幽幽叹道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我一愣,是啊,叨叨了这么长时间,我还没问她当初是怎么死得来。人伦之事,死者为大,人家是小姑娘,除了吓了我几次之外,好像还真没怎么着我的。我开始思忖:自己这样做是不是有些太过份了。想到这里,不禁又心软起来,说:“好了,好了,我不和你一般见识了,明天我就去市场再买块新镜子来,这样你就能在明晚解脱出来,到时候你爱去哪儿爱去哪儿,爱去吓谁就去吓谁。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“你真好。”红衣女子道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 23pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“好恁娘那个腚,我这么好你还好意思吓我来。”我忍不住学了一句妻的粗口。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>
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