<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;"></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">(这是我在我的圈子里面听来的真实的故事,隐去真实姓名,写了下来,各位看官如感兴趣,写写或猜猜,权当一乐,呵呵)</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"></span></p></span><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;">乳罩</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; BACKGROUND: #d9d9d9; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-pattern: gray-15 auto; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-shading: white;">（小说）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 42pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">赵哥的媳妇生就一对巨乳，每次买乳罩都选最大号的。伙计们常常跟赵哥开玩笑：“得捂紧了哈，哥。” 赵哥就嘿嘿一笑说：“嘿嘿，咱那叫两手抓，两手都很硬。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">赵哥的媳妇叫李丽，俩人是大学同学，自由恋爱，自愿结婚。当年赵哥的求爱颇为经典：找了个僻静处，跟女大学生李丽动作了一番之后，男大学生赵永相喘着粗气说“丽，你这俩东西，合起来就是一个世界”。李丽一愣，接着就红霞飞，接着俩人又动作了一番</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">毕业后俩人就“夫妻双双把家还”了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">按说这样的婚姻基础扎实，前途无量。可这几年，俩人开始闹感情危机。究其主要原因，是随着人到中年，赵哥越发变得风流倜傥，男人味迅速飙升。职业又好，电视台文艺中心的副导演，整天价跟那些花姑娘扎堆。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="5">因此李丽常常怀疑赵哥，赵哥成了圈子里出了名的“妻管严”。最近发生的情人节事件，让赵哥的处境战战兢兢，如履薄冰。李丽订了一束鲜花，夹上张字条上书：送给心爱的人，相识恨晚，人生总是无奈。字迹娟秀。看看赵哥敢不敢带回家。结果，赵哥果然中计。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="5">唉，赵哥真倒霉。倒霉的事还不光这一件，愚人节那天，差一点，就差那么一点，又被人给卖了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font size="5">上个星期六，李丽回了娘家。中午，哥几个跑来找赵哥聚会时，酒着喝着就高了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">小王问赵哥：哥</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">哥呀，今天嫂子不在家，你给哥几个说说，到底有没有做过那些事？<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">赵哥说：哪些事啊，啊？<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">小钱赶紧帮腔：咱赵哥，装</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">装糊涂呢。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">赵哥的眼睛直直地说：原则问题是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">是没有，逢场作戏、小打小闹，那是没、没有办法的事。俺那宝贝独生儿子都上初中了，小康之家，我知足啊。不为别的，就为孩他娘那对鸽子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">嗨，我、我呀，真冤。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">小孙又说：哥，都说你怕老婆，俺几个也没、没见过，真怕是假怕，啊，哥。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">赵哥瞪大了眼睛说：我怕老婆，谣传，啊，谣传。都是我让、让着她呢。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 楷体_GB2312; mso-fareast-font-family: 楷体_GB2312;">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">吃完饭，桌子也没收拾。客人没醉主人先醉了。赵哥趴沙发上就睡着了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">酒装熊人胆，三个坏小子竟然想出了一个坏招。想看看赵哥到底有多怕老婆。这个坏招啊，是小孙先提出来的。即到楼下内衣店买个小号的乳罩，塞赵哥卧室的枕头底下！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">你想啊，赵哥的媳妇，每次都买大号的。看见了这个小号的、通红通红的乳罩会是什么反应？这几个小青年哪，这次可算是捅了大篓子。玩笑没有这么开的！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">......</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"></span></p>
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