[原创]亦人亦文说老摸

李探花

<p>大漠看了之后估计吃人的心没有,</p><p>不过吃驴的心肯定有!</p>

大街放驴

<p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713">缺智少慧：</font></strong>放驴，我也想站在牛顿肩膀上打别人。</p><p>老人家正在安息，等你站上就被别人打了．．．</p><p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#da2549">小玩月楼主：</font></strong>建议大街放驴开个专栏，叫：《驴眼看世界》</p><p>批准通过：刊首语：无言独上玩月楼，月如钩，驴一头，开眼看世界，未语泪先流．．．．．</p><p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#da2549">天涯明月猪：</font></strong>估计大漠看了之后吃人的心都有了。大驴不好洗三遍澡后，跳锅里把自己清蒸了。等着开大漠请俺们众家兄弟撮一顿吧。</p><p>哥们，今年猪肉价格够离谱了，还忽悠俺们的口袋啊．．．．</p><p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713">李探花：</font></strong>大漠看了之后估计吃人的心没有,不过吃驴的心肯定有!</p><p>状元骑高头大马，榜眼坐健壮骡子，探花骑倔强黑驴．吃了驴，咱怎么在大地上行走？</p>

暴风眼

<p>慈禧太后说：你们男人呐，都是用下半身思考问题。</p><p></p>

张三

大驴，兄弟，俺是来啦，嫩还不归呱欢迎？

大街放驴

<p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713">哈哈,徐娘半老的张三终于来啦.</font></strong></p>

张三

<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font color="#0000ff" size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个隆冬的中午，张三和王二麻子就着花生米猪头肉，喝着二锅头。酒过三巡，菜就两味之时，麻子搓着牙花子，色迷迷的说：三哥，要不咱啦啦大漠？你没发现最近大街放驴那家伙在论坛把她吹的不轻嘛？</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">嗯！我看也是，是得说话啦，张三鼓着腮帮子，吭哧着说。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">三哥，你说说，那个老漠有那么拽吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">拽啥呀，据我所知：不就是个顶着一头高粱花子，进城打工的黄毛丫头嘛？！现在也是徐娘半老的啦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">麻子，你家天花不是比她还好看吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">三哥，我家天花天天磨豆腐，可没那个闲空玩小资啥的，她那样，我不打杀她才怪。都是吃饱了撑的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">麻子兄弟，我看这事没那么简单哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">我怀疑那个放驴的是八卦娱记类的人物，你没觉出来吗，人家歪写，目的不在歪看</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">嗯，难不成那个老漠想出名想疯了，模仿明星制造绯闻？？三哥，这样看来，咱不能让她得逞，坚决不中计，不给她捧场哈。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">好，麻子兄弟。你看看那些个人，竟然还说，大漠看了此篇评论有吃人吃驴的想法，照我看呀，这个老漠不定滋成什么样了呢。嘿嘿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">麻子兄弟，喝酒喝酒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">三哥，你预测一下，放驴此番吹捧，不久的坛子里，那个老漠将成为一个什么样的货色？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">还能成什么货色，照我看，也就是个红不红，黑不黑，乌漆马虎的，半老不老的女人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 14.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">冬天的天色黑得真快，张三和王二麻子一瓶二锅头刚刚下肚，日头已经躲到社区的高楼后边去了，在服务员的白眼里，麻子和张三讪讪地结束了探讨老漠的话题，一高一矮两个影子踉跄着走出油渍麻花的小酒馆，嘴里嘟哝着：哪天咱有钱了，能买得起红酒了，也见见这老漠</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…<p></p></font></span></p>

大街放驴

<p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#da2549">暴风眼

慈禧太后说：你们男人呐，都是用下半身思考问题。

</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#da2549">TO:老暴子:据路透社不可靠消息.老暴子同志嫩以前签名好象大概是;一半是亚当,一半是夏娃.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#da2549">这样考虑问题周全..............</font></strong></p>[em07][em07][em01]