移动的效应！

中国功夫

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">地点</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公共厕所。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">中国移动公司老总上厕所</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">干什么的？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">看厕所的大婶喊。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我是中国移动老总，我内急。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"<br/>"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">你不知道现在什么都要收费啊？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">行，多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"<br/>"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">进去</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">毛，出来</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">毛。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶看着他。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">什么出来也要收费？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老总瞪着眼睛。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">看什么看，我们这里实行双向收费。如果你办个厕所套餐的话，就可以单向收费了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">行，我付钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老总掏出十块钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大便还是小便？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶捏住钱问。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大便，快点。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"<br/>"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">恩，你需要办理套餐吗？如果你一次性大便五十次，可以给你优惠再大便三十次。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶说。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">别说了，我先进去，马上出来付钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老总进去后，选择了最后一个坑位爽了好久后出来了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">先生，您选择的是五号坑位，得付选号费用</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">毛钱，你在里面呆的时候没有说不要选择放音乐，所以每次收费毛钱。另外你在里面蹲了十五分零一秒，前一分钟按</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">毛每分钟计费，后面按每分钟四毛计费。不足一分钟按一分钟计费。另外由于你的排泄量占用了我们的下水道宽带，所以请你另外按包月付出费用</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">元。最后你可以通过小孔看到进厕所的其他人，请付来人显示费</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">块钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老总已经呆在那里。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以，老总先生，我们这里不刷卡，总共你要付</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">59.4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">元钱，如果逾期不交纳，按每日千分之三的费用计滞纳金，我方不另行通知，到积累到千元我方将通过法律手段催缴</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶刚刚说完，移动老总</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">扑通</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一声倒在小便池里！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">移动老总迷迷糊糊的说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">还有没有王法了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">?<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大婶说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我的地盘</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我做主</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p>

花田喜事

<p>都是老掉牙的笑话了。。。。</p>

希望有人爱

<p>不是笑话，是现实</p>